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Friday, October 25, 2002

Okay this is a scary story, and it is very true. About ten years ago, a man in my home town was arrested after being accused of an odd crime, to say the least. It had been proven that the man had been going into people's houses (through unlocked doors) and drinking out of people refridgerators and watching their children sleep. Well, this man, we'll call him the College Hills Jogger, was released about six months ago. When the jogger had been a part of the free world for about a month or two, some strange occurrences began to happen. Scary, scary things. Someone had begun to enter people's houses (through unlocked doors and garage doors, never breaking and entering), and disturb the peace. He never stole anything or broke anything valuable, he just did something that I consider terrifying because it screws with your mind. He would unscrew the light bulbs on the front porch and in the living room and would go into the kids' bedrooms, never the master bedroom. He would go inside and watch the kids sleep, and then tap them/grab their feet until they woke up. He did all of this just to see the fear on people's faces, the fear in KIDS faces. Then when they tried to run after him or turn on the lights, they failed because he had unscrewed everything.
Eventually he was caught and chased down by an eleven-year-old boy...talk about a superhero. Regardless, I still felt really freaked out at home for weeks following.
This may be lost a little in the retelling b/c it is a visual/have-to-be-in-the-right-atmosphere story...True story. I promise it's worth reading.

A program I was involved in during high school, Teen Teaching, take the 5th graders from all the elementary schools on a camping trip where we stay in cabins for 2 nights. My junior year we stayed at a resort/camp on a lake about 20 min min from anything, that was owned by a couple who had lost their 5 year old son 10 years before. He had just been put to bed by his parents who then went to watch TV for a little bit before checking on him again. They went up about 15 minutes later and found he wasn't in his room and his window was standing open. They called the police right away and began a search for their young son. The police said they couldnt' find any fingerprints around the window, which could not have been opened from the outside, and was not broken or marred in any way. The window was also made to be too heavy for the little boy to open himself. A little after dawn broke they noticed one of the camp's canoe floating the middle of the lake that had been tied up the night before. They went out to look in it and found the young boy, Joseph, lying face up in the canoe-dead. He had been strangled. They never found out who did it or how they got in to his room.

Now here is the freaky part-- They had a plaque on the wall with a picture of him and the year he was born and died because they had dedicated the building we spent most of our time in to him when he died. The eyes on the picture followed you as you moved and sometimes when there wasn't even light the picture glinted and flashed a little--enough to draw your attention to it if you were facing that way. We also saw some color pictures of him--Joseph had the bluest eyes--they were the kind of eyes that are so vibrant and bright that they stick out in your mind. A couple of days later, while out in the woods with the kids, we saw a beautiful pure white husky, with piercing blue eyes--they were the kind of eyes that are so vibrant and bright that they stick out in your mind. One of the guys worked up the nerve to see whose dog it was after the entire camp staff denied it belonged to anyone there or anyone nearby. The dog had a simple dog collar on with only one thing written on it--Joseph.
When my roomate was 12, he spent the night over at a friend's house. They played in a rarely used portion of the house, rarely used because it was HAUNTED. They heard strange noises and then something incredible happened. His friend had a jar of quarters, and after they were lying down to go to sleep, it flew off the dresser.They were too scared at the time to investigate further, but when they woke up the next morning they found 50 quarters scattered on the floor all lying heads up. The random probability of such an event is somewhere around 1 in 1,125,900,000,000,000. Furthermore they found quarters, heads up of course, actually UNDER the sleeping bags that they were lying on when the quarters leaped off the dresser.
I'm not really sure if this qualifies as supernatural, but I'm going to post it anyway. To this day, my older brother insists that as a child he was assaulted by an army of spiders that descended upon him in the shower after climbing up through the drain. Obviously he was a little freaked out when this happened and began to scream obscenities not befitting even the most hardened sailor, no less an 8-year-old boy. After hearing these colorful statements, my mother rushed over to the bathroom, and not surprising at all the spiders retreated back down the drain before anyone could catch a glimse of them. Of course, this all happened only a few days after we had watched one of the most frightening movies of all time, It. Afterall, he also claims to have been attacked by an evil clown in our backyard. Coincidence? I think not. Come to think of it, that movie is probably partially responsible for turning him into the quirky person he is today. Hell, I developed a very serious clown phobia after seeing it.
I apologize for posting this a little late, but I have been far too busy lately. Virgil is considered to be the greatest of Roman poets. He wrote during the first century BC. Early on in his career he produced many buccolic works, poems relating to agriculture and farming. After Octavian's victory at the battle of Actium, he (Octavian) renamed himslef Augustus and basically declared himself emperor of Rome. In order to glorify himself and Rome, Augustus commissioned the Aeneid from Virgil. The Aenid tells the story of the Trojan Aeneas and his flight from Troy and his descendants' eventual founding of Rome. In the Aenied, one of Aeneas' descendants is named as the ancestor of Julius Caesar. Augustus was of course, Caesar's adopted son. Therefore, the Aenead names Augustus as a direct descendant of Aeneas' posse. This was no coincidence. Virgil was flattering his patron in order to help secure his position in life and avoid risking exile. It was not uncommon for the emperor to exile poets he did not care for. http://www.online-literature.com/virgil/
Here's a goodie. One very late night my Dad was driving home from work when he ran out of gas. This was no ordinary night, but one of those dreadful rainy ones. Now, for those you who don't know, I'm from a town in the middle of nowhere, and it is common for cell phones to not find any service in certain parts of the town. He luckily had a cell phone, but of course it didn't work. He also didn't have his wallet (way to go Dad), but he decided to walk the 5 miles to the gas station anyway and try his luck (yes, towns around me only have one). As soon as he got out of the car, it began to hail. So he got back in and decided to just wait it out. All of a sudden a car pulls up behind him and a man with an umbrella got out and asked my Dad if he needed any help. This stranger had a gas can in his car and drove my Dad to the gas station, and even paid for the gas. Funny thing was, this guy said he was a cousin of a close family friend of ours. Connie, the family friend, had died four years ago, and my Dad had never met this cousin. My Dad did make it home that night, his car barely even dented. The next morning my Dad called Jack, Connie's husband, to get this stranger's phone number so he could call to thank him and repay him for the gas. Jack said the oddest thing...Connie didn't have a cousin who was still alive. Eerie. Odd how things like that happen.

Thursday, October 24, 2002

In Concord MA, otherwise known as Sleepy Hollow to those who are not familliar with the cemetery there, there was a party in a townhouse, thrown by a wealthy businessman from Portsmouth. The neice of this man was Charlotte Bronson, who was invited to this party. Tavast O'Shea, a fabulously wealthy Boston merchant who was courting Charlotte, accompanied her to this party. Tavast was going with full intention to announce their engagement. This idea was meant as a status symbol, because the most popular people in New England were supposed to be there. The night was a cool damp September one, and the carriage ride was an uncomfortable one. The couple arrived in the townhouse, and decided after a few dances to go for a stroll, on which Tavist was intending to ask Charlotte. The two of them found what they thought was a park through which to stroll. On the way they walked past many markers but were too engrossed with each other to realize what they were. Tavast was trippping over his words to ask Charlotte when there was a man's voice in front of them commanded them to stop. This man was suddenly joined by a band of five others. Tavast immediately recognized the man as one of his captains. This particular captain was known to be a violent man so Tavist shifted Charlotte behind him. Back at the party there were two simultaneous blood curdling screams which penetrated through the skin of all the attendees, coming from the direction of the Hollow. When a group of men went out to the hollow, they found a trail of clothing leading them to a certain tree, where two distinct bodies hung, with their skins at their feet. The men were mortified, but one man curious at the inscription on the tree peered closer, and read "For those of us who are living for the success of life, we must be left alone. But for those umong us who peer too closely into things under the skins of fine men, their final whim will be failure, because it will be they whose skin is under which is got." To this day, the carving resonates throughout diaries from the time, and even the police did not believe the men about the story, because when they arrived, there was no evidence except for an old length of rope hanging from the tree, which had obviously been recently cut. The murder was never solved, and the police do not even have a record of the incident, although they have a record of Mr. Bronson's house being vanalized the following day during church services.
I'm not sure if this is what you're looking for, but I SWEAR it really happened!! I was taking a shower (wait, that's not the scary part) and I had shut the door to keep out my cat, Horus. She likes to rub up against my legs when I get out, leaving a bunch of her shedding fur stuck to me. I shut and LATCHED the door in her face, feeling triumphant. When I stepped out of the shower, she was sitting right in the middle of the bathroom, staring straight at me. The door was still shut and latched behind her. I was the only one in the house. I could see that maybe if I hadn't latched the door properly the cat could have pushed it open. But would she really have pushed it shut behind her?? I think the Egyptians knew what they were talking about. I think cats only pretend to be stupid to further their own agendas. She was definitely letting me know I can't shut her out, that she is the power player in the relationship. Creepy...
One day there was a man who was driving to a downtown restaurant for his lunch break. Suddenly he parks his car in the middle of the road and begins to call 911. After finishing his conversation with the operator he proceeds to pass out. When he finally wakes up he’s in a hospital bed with a bandage on his head. He calls in a nurse and asks her why he is in the hospital. She proceeds to tell him that he was found passed out in his car with a wound to his head. The doctors took him into surgery and found a bullet lodged in his brain. Miraculously the bullet did not cause any damage and was removed without complications. The man left the hospital a week later having made a full recovery. The cops performed a full investigation but the only evidence they found was a small hole in the roof of the car were the bullet had passed through. They still do not know were the bullet came from nor how the man survived a bullet to the head.
There was this father and "son" sniper team....oh wait, a fictional story....Alongside Wisconsin state highway 79, as it winds through the Oneida Indian Reservation, is a large rock with a simiple brown sign containing a simple golden engraving that reads "Oneida Spirit Rock." The legend is this rock represents the spirit of the tribe, and the tribe will survive for as long as the rock. As you can imagine, many uneducated and racist white people have done their utmost to destroy this symbol. What is interesting is the fate that the more bold of these men have met. In the early 1970's, a group of such men attempted to steal this rock from the reservation in the dead of night. They pulled up alongside the rock and managed to roll the rock up a long plank into the back of their truck. The truck then began to wind its way down the hill, when inexplicably, the relatively new, unworn, right front tire blew out and the truck veered off the road and over the cliff into the Wolf River. Amazingly, the great spirit rock was found in the morning to be sitting alongside the road where the truck veered off. The four men were all found dead inside the cab of the truck, the planks were found under the upside down truck in the river, and a small piece of the spirit rock, in the shape of a tamahawk head, was said to have smashed through the back window and lodged itself in the back of the head of the driver. Amazingly, there are still those who call upon the "white" people to sacrifice their lives in the destruction of the rock, as these four "brave" individuals have done; however, not a single one of these vocal "leaders" has yet attempted to "lead the way." Today, the rock can be seen sitting alongside the road again on its pedestal, with the chipped portion facing out for all to see.

Monday, October 21, 2002

Titus Maccius Plautus, 254 to 184 B.C., could be very easily considered the greatest Roman comic playwright ever. Bert covered his history quite nicely. (See 2 blogs down). Basically, after business plans failed, he decided to try his hand at writing comedies. Apparently he was quite good at them because the Romans and quite a few Greeks thoroughly enjoyed them. In fact, people still enjoy his plays today. Oddly enough, one of my favorite musicals is based on his comedy Pseudolus. "A Funny Thing Happened on the way to the Forum" is one of my favorites. Some Staci history for ya, my Dad got it for me when I started taking Latin because he thought it'd be a great way for me to get into the groove of things. Who was to know that I would be writing a blog on it 5 years later? I do recommend checking out either the hit Broadway musical or the movie...both are fantastic, and both show the workings of a Roman comic playwright.
http://ancienthistory.about.com/library/bl/bl_plautus.htm