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 ...you have Brad Pitt's body. |
 ...you can fight like Brad Pitt. |
 ...you are Brad Pitt. |
 ...you realize that this image not only comes from a video game, but you recognize the game it's from. |
 ...you are not only a skilled athlete, but you can name a famous athlete and their stats at random, as well as spontaneously recap any football game at random. |
 ...you "pump iron" about as religiously as Arnold did, way back in his heyday. |
 ...you think Megan Fox is the hottest person alive, despite reports of her "toe thumbs," and you want her to have your babies. |
 ...you either personally own a crotch-rocket, you someday aspire to, or you know every detail about every motor vehicle alive. |
 ...you think the Transformers movies were just about perfect thanks to the appearance of Megan Fox's scantily clad, tan body draped over various motor vehicles. |
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