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 ...you have the body of a Dallas Cowboy's Cheerleader. |
 ...you cake on as much make-up as possible in an attempt to look as if you are not wearing any make-up at all. |
 ...you have a shopping obsession that is more than a small hazard to your bank account. |
 ...you realize that your true place is in the kitchen due to your love of baking, frosting, and sprinkles (because, duh, sprinkles are the glitter of the baking world). |
 ...you want more than anything to become a mother, and if you can't have kids, to be Angelina Jolie's top competition in the adoption world. |
 ...you truly are a terrible driver, especially when it comes to parking, but you still drive the biggest car you can get your hands on. |
 ...you find yourself salivating at Ryan Reynolds' hot bod, but then you catch yourself and wonder if he has the personality to match. |
 ...you are constantly searching for Mr. Right. |
 ...you secretly believe that someday your prince will come, thanks to all the Disney Princess movies you were raised on as a girl. |
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